Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville sucks ass

Posted on April 27, 2005 | Filed Under Travel 

After a long day at the Isle of Women Monique, Len, Sandy and I decided to take a walk to Tony Roma’s to make reservations for tomorrow night. Tony’s is one of my favorite restaurants — that and Morton’s. One the way back, we decided to stop at Jimmy Buffet’s for a margarita.

When we got to the door the guy asked if we were having dinner — we already had dinner and it was 10:30, so I said no. He told me they were going to charge me $3.00 to get in unless we had something to eat. I said no.

There is a bar on every corner in Cancun with cheap drinks. What the hell makes Jimmy think I’m going to pay money to get in the door of his bar when I can go next door and get the same damn drink and pay nothing to get in — not to mention that you have to pay extra for the drink because of the song.

Jimmy, you can kiss my Canadian ass!

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