Well, after spending the afternoon in the hospital Monique is home with yet another prescription – this one should fix her eyes by tomorrow. I would be happy about this except for the other things the doctor said.
I was pretty excited for her until she told me the story of what happened with the doctor. When he looked at her eyes he said:
Doctor: When did this start?
Monique: 5 weeks ago
Doctor: How long have you had it?
WTF are you talking about, you idiot!
Monique looks at him and says:
Monique: Since the start of May
Doctor: (Counts the number of weeks on his fingers) Wow, that’s a long time!
Monique: Do you know what it is?
Doctor: Yes!
Doctor: Well, no. I know what it isn’t.
Oh goodie, I’ll give you a cracker!
At any rate, the doctor then told her it was some non-infectious thing that I can’t even say, let alone spell.
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