The Canadian Government sucks ass

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I hate the Canadian Government. Not just the Federal government, but also the provincial and municipal governments, the school boards and anyone else that has anything to do with politics.

I hate politicians standing on my doorstep once every four years looking innocent, while they lie their ass off. I hate the fact that they don’t want to answer any questions, but expect your support.

The various branches of the Canadian governments are robbing the taxpayers blind and we just sit back and let them do it. They are taxing us to death and then waste the money on trips and gold plated shovels and other stupid shit that does nothing to solve any real problems.

Today in the newspaper, there was a story about the government paying $1 million for a fucking kitchen at the local military base — $1 million!!

Our goddamn helicopters are falling out of the sky because they are 60 years old and our government is fixing kitchens so they can entertain other dumbass politicians.

If these politicians were in the US they would be lynched and strung up! Yeah, yeah, I can hear you now, “I’m glad we’re not American – we are a peace loving nation.” BLAH, BLAH, Fucking BLAH!

Oh shut the fuck up! You are getting screwed and thanking them for doing it. The government is taking our money in every way possible. Just look at gas – we pay almost four times as much as they do in the US. Gas prices go up because of some made-up excuse and when that reason goes away, they come up with something else.

Have you ever watched these idiots we send to Ottawa? They are in parliament pounding on their tables and yelling at each other. Here’s a novel idea you jackasses – do some fucking work!

I’m tired of working harder only to lose out in the end because of the idiots we have in government.

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16 Responses to “The Canadian Government sucks ass”

  1. flargh Says:

    I like bread.

  2. Jim Dalrymple Says:

    You could eat a lot of it if you lived here

  3. YA Says:

    AMEN BRO

  4. Emma Says:

    We are all driven by the media and controled by the government! It’s going to take more than articles to get the world, and more so our government out of this shit hole we find ourselves in. We’re handing over our “developed” country on a silver platter to other nations who arn’t so lazy and blind. Get yourselves a good job out of politics and sit back and enjoy the rest of your lives because unless the truth is reinstalled in society then things are only going to get worse.
    thanks for coming out!

  5. Anonymous Says:

    i totally magree with this site the canadian government makes me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. kman Says:

    all western goverments are fucked all they do is cater to the wealthy and screw over everyone else…but what can be done?…..short of a revolution i can’t see any way out of this problem….they got wealth power and all the weapons……we must stop these hethen basters before they screw up the whole dam world…..

  7. pms 4 ever Says:

    dude thers always a way we just havent found it yet…look in the books…thers bound to be sumthing ther…
    Ps…bush sucks green slimey dogy @#$%&…lmao

  8. USA for life Says:

    It scuks to be Canadian, when will we learn that we need to let the US take over this crappy little country!

  9. Bubba Ho-tep Says:

    I couldn’t agree more! Our stinking Government is flushing our collective, underpaid asses right down the crapper. How can you justify the increases we have seen over the last few years in anything BUT our wages. Come on, you know what I’m talking about, Gas, Property Taxes, Insurances, Utilities, etc. The friggin’ list goes on, and on. We are getting FUCKED, and sitting here whining about how much beer we can’t afford. Well, boo-fucking-hoo. What friggin’ choice do we have for government? PC, Liberal, NDP? They all defy the laws of Physics in the fact that they can both suck, and blow, at the same time!

    The only chance this stinking country has is a good old fashioned revolution. But, guess what? There are too many people existing on Government cheques to say anything. They know when the Government falls, the dough stops flowing too. Who will pay for their beer, Tim Hortons, and cigarettes then? Then there are the working poor who lose everything if the Government falls and their investments, and life savings go for a shit.

    24 years ago, when I first started driving, I could afford car insurance on a part-time wage. $411/ yr. making $3.57 / hr.
    Now it costs $4000-$5000 / yr. for a new driver. This works out to a ten-fold increase. Work that into your hourly, part time rate. Doesn’t give you anywhere near $37.50 / part time, does it?

    Just wait, it’ll get worse. There is still more of the shaft to come!

  10. Greedy Dweller Says:

    Email me and we can go out and ass fuck some nice Canadian Government officials.

    Dirty bastards…We pay thousands of dollers every year into EI and When we get screwed over by our Bosses and dont have a Job They will not give us our money back..Ive been trying for ages to get my claim and I cant even affort to go to school anymore or stay at home and do school…Im eating Damn Kraft dinner for christs sake…GAG…Its all those stupid dumb fuck drunk people’s fault who have no intention whatssover of working and there only benefit is they have thought of some better reason than us to get EI….And now they live off us..fuck this government.

  11. nicole ,, michelle,, gwen Says:

    great ideas ,,, we enjoy your rants. i extremely like the title ♄ you rock at life!!
    HEY WHATSUP DADDY. uhm this is extremely nice, my favorite part was probably the “goddamn helicopters” portion. right now i am in english with gwen and michelle and scot and mitchell and MRS PERRY. so yeah. ok. you should take me to california. ok. BYE XO YOU ROCK AT LIFE DADDY.

  12. nicole ,, michelle,, gwen Says:

    great ideas ,,, we enjoy your rants. i extremely like the title ♄ you rock at life!!
    HEY WHATSUP DADDY. uhm this is extremely nice, my favorite part was probably the “goddamn helicopters” portion. right now i am in english with gwen and michelle and scot and mitchell and MRS PERRY. so yeah. ok. you should take me to california. ok. BYE XO YOU ROCK AT LIFE DADDY.

    GWEN: i say that you should wear your cool vest to the next parent teacher. i would have approved ;) (nicole told us the story)
    keep the striped shirts living!

  13. fuck the government Says:

    Hello, I am writing to the entire liberal syndicate, because I recently wanted to purchase a dog as a pet. I have done much research on a specific breed and was very enthusiastic to purchase a breed called the Staffordshire terrier. I later was informed that Bill 132 prevented me from owning one of these magnificent animals due to the fact my SHITTY, ARROGANT, OVERPAID, SELF-INDULGING WIENER government officials such as you Mr.Mcsquinty, oops! I mean McGuinty! ( who’s a disgrace of an Irishmen let alone a human being if you ask me) and his butt buddy Mr. Bryant, have imposed laws that I, nor anyone else in this beautiful piece of land we call Ontario and home, will ever be able to own a beautiful, caring, and friendly dog like the Staffordshire Terrier. It leads me to believe both your leading officials are not only racist and ignorant but the entire Liberal caucus that they stand on to make their ill-advised and erroneous decisions, is consumed by the same ignorance and erroneous information just as their top delegates are. (How does it make you feel when I judge you such as you have judged all dogs that look like they are pit bulls?) I understand your tune, its hard coming from a tough life of harsh times when mommy and daddy only sent you to McMaster and you had to work your way up the ladder of who can talk more BULL SHIT than the other person. (I mean trying to get to the top of the liberal party without getting on your knees). You premier McGuinty and Attorney General Mr. Bryant, you enrage me with your choices for the people that are pushed through parliament quicker than Mr. Bryant fails at trying to please his wife on a good night. You sit around and judge dogs which you have never owned and get away with it because the media constantly rams fear down the misinformed publics throats. You being the almighty politician should know better than to also walk around with your head in the clouds as you currently do. Take a look at the owners and the lineage of the animal itself, as opposed to grabbing anything that looks like a pit bull out of Canadians homes where you have no right to do so. You run a flimsy government Mr. Dion, Mr. McGuinty and Mr. Bryant; together you are a dynamic trio of idiots. What’s next? Take away my freedom of speech? Lock me away like the non democratic bastards that you are? Next time you make a choice ask the entire rational intelligent public instead of rushing bills through to seem like you’re actually doing something with the tens of thousands of dollars the people pay you for your disgustingly fat salary. Why don’t you ban other breeds of dogs as well? There have been attacks from hundreds of other dogs; I don’t see you banning them? They come from a history of dog fighting and hunting and mastiff’s coming from hunting human poachers. Do you make informed researched decisions? NO you don’t! You say “Hey this one child got attacked so lets pull a publicity stunt and lets get all this bull-shit hero press by banning all pit bulls and any dog that looks like them, this way we’ll actually seem like we’re doing something important!” Then all the little liberals clapped their hands and Mr. Bryant went “What a genius I am, I am such a big powerful and misinformed man so I am going to help everyone and take away their rights! YAY! Instead of fighting crime like I am paid to be or doing anything productive in any way whatsoever I’ll ban a breed of dog in an attempt to shine up my spiffy bullshit infused image!” Would you like to know why the conservatives are in government? They are not oppressive misinformed morons who work on the next big publicity stunt like you bunch of obtuse degenerates. You wouldn’t say oh NO Irish people are allowed inside Ottawa because 5 individuals who were Irish and had a bad temper killed 4 people and injured one person. You would say ” everyone whoever murders someone in this community and society be prepared to deal with the consequences. That is what I believe should not only happen to pit bulls and bull dogs but terriers or any other dog anywhere in Canada. Don’t single out one dog because you are weak, feeble minded, ignorant, and arrogant politicians who have nothing better to do than waste tax dollars on not fighting crime, not improving education, not improving health care, not improving the arts, not improving anything except your own garbage image. I am disgusted at the fact that I ever voted for the filthy tainted arrogant bastard’s that work for the liberals and next time your driving around with your smug little face wondering why your not in power, remember because you would rather waste time on removing your citizens rights and wasting their money at the same time instead of doing anything productive. I bid you filthy pieces of rat turd adieu!

    P.S. - Get a real job and make a real contribution to society you ignorant, outdated, prehistoric, power hungry degenerate bastards, for once in your disgusting lives.

  14. fuck the government Says:

    and i agree with you our government is fucked i just wanted to post my little article i just wrote to all the officials where it will get thrown in the garbage and be left unread like everything that flows through the government mother fuckers. Canadians should have a revolution but most of them are dumb fucks who rely on welfare anyways sometimes i wish i could over throw the mother fuckers just like they did in France and put the dirty asshole cum guzzling politician prick bastards where they belong squashed underneath my fucking boot. I am as serious as a heart attack about change being needed in this way we operate our gov’t and at most of the politicians old ass prehistoric ages a heart attack is pretty fuckin serious.

  15. Watchman Says:

    After working at Winnipeg’s Federal Virology Lab for many years and knowing full well how they stage media events I would have to say either #1. This web site is Federally funded and their tracking down independent thinkers or #2 They are watching this site with great enthusiasm waiting for their opportunity to ruin your lives. Be weary.

  16. Mr Sparkle Says:

    I think I have figured out a way that everyone can be happy and not get ripped off by a “contradicting, demeaning, ass raping, hands out so give me your money so I can “help” the rest of the world and screw over hard working canadian citizens” government. Mr government Ill make you a deal, I promise I will never ask for another dollar, when you stop asking for my vote. I promise I will NEVER ask for my benefits and I will lay down and die from lack of medication. I will never ask for education, I instead will be happy making $7.85/h at the local timmys….oh wait,…I forgot, after you get your cut of MY money , Ill be lucky to make $5/h. I promise as I get older and watch my kids grow I will never bad mouth you to them, I will instead wait in the shambles of a house your lack of “service” has put me in, and listen to they’re stories of how evil their government is. I promise as I get old and look to my “golden” years (psst…theres not really any gold so don’t try and tax me for it, besides you’ll probably have a “getting old tax” by then)I will struggle to hold on to the dire straights you and your flunkies have put me in, as my old age pension, (that I’ve paid into my whole life) is slowly rebounded back to you in the form of rising taxes. I promise when I die, I will have my sweetie have me stuffed and placed on the couch, and Ill be happy because I’ll know that all the hard earned money I made over my life went to you…my friend…my elected “trusted” government, and after I am buried and my family tries to divy up my things, I promise that you ,Mr. Government, will come along and ass rape me one more time. Would you like me to be buried face down too make it easier for you? One last promise, I promise as long as theres a God in Heaven, theres a warm place for you in Hell!

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