I was watching the Bruins last pre-season game last night against the New York Rangers and witnessed the play of what has to be the two biggest pussies in the National Hockey League—Ryan Hollweg and Dale Purinton.
With the Rangers losing badly, they sent out their goon to start a fight and hopefully spark their team. That’s fine; I have no problem with that. The Rangers called on Joe Rullier to come out and he chose the Bruins tough guy, Colton Orr.
The two went at it and Orr came out the victor after breaking Rullier’s nose. Rullier didn’t say much about it—he’s a fighter, he knows the risks and what he’s there for.
After the fight, Pussy #1 Ryan Hollweg started hacking and picking at Alex Zhamnov. Come on Ryan, if you want to make a name for yourself in the NHL picking on Zhamnov is not the way to do it.
Fed up with Hollweg going after Zhamnov, Colton Orr went over and gave Hollweg a hit to smarten him up. I think Ryan almost shit his pants when he realized who hit him and off he went down the ice, wanting no part of someone that would actually hit back.
The hit brings Pussy #2, Dale Purinton, lumbering over to give Orr the what-for. Hey, he looks like a tough guy, so Orr and Purinton drop the gloves and get ready to duke it out.
This would have been okay except Orr didn’t realize that Pussy #2 was indeed a Pussy of largest caliber. Instead of fighting, Purinton grabbed Orr and pulled him close and then drove his thumb into Orr’s eye. Orr dropped to the ice like a ton of bricks. It was very clear in the replay that it was intentional.
When Orr got up his eye had already swollen over. Purinton was kicked out of the game and Orr was taken to the medical center.
There was a clear intent to injure here and the punishment from the league should be swift and decisive. Pussy #2 should be kicked out for a substantial amount of time, just like the players that hit others in the head with their sticks.
As for Pussy #1, there is probably no hope for him. Once a pussy, always a pussy.
Recent Comments