Anyone that has a navigation system in their car knows how annoying the voice can be when giving directions. They sound so calm and relaxed — who the hell is that clam and relaxed when driving. Well, people living in Europe have a solution — you can download Ozzy’s voice to give you directions.
“In 400 meters you have reached your fucking destination,” says Ozzy’s imitation voice. If a car loses its signal he shouts: “I’ve lost the fucking satellite!”
Ozzy’s X-rated rants are selling double the combined total of all the other stars used for voice-overs which can be downloaded on to satnavs, according to the company responsible for the voices.
If Ozzy is not your cup of tea, you can listen to Sharon give directions: “Turn around, asshole.”
Now all we need is Zakk Wylde’s voice saying “Suck my Ass” no matter what you do in the car.
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