Anyone that has a navigation system in their car knows how annoying the voice can be when giving directions. They sound so calm and relaxed — who the hell is that clam and relaxed when driving. Well, people living in Europe have a solution — you can download Ozzy’s voice to give you directions.
“In 400 meters you have reached your fucking destination,” says Ozzy’s imitation voice. If a car loses its signal he shouts: “I’ve lost the fucking satellite!”
Ozzy’s X-rated rants are selling double the combined total of all the other stars used for voice-overs which can be downloaded on to satnavs, according to the company responsible for the voices.
If Ozzy is not your cup of tea, you can listen to Sharon give directions: “Turn around, asshole.”
Now all we need is Zakk Wylde’s voice saying “Suck my Ass” no matter what you do in the car.
March 25th, 2006 at 4:29 am
We have a TomTom Go Sat Nav (in the UK) and we got a CD with those extra voices, most are silly and do not really sound like who they are meant to, but the Ozzy one does. My hubby likes the Yoda one
March 25th, 2006 at 10:57 am
I want one of those so bad! Do you use the Ozzy one at all?
March 28th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Want what? a sat nav? or the voices?
I don’t use our sat nav much, hubby has it most of the time - but when I do just have the boring English women’s voice - My hubby occasionally uses the other voices including Ozzy tho…mainly as shock value to friends/family.
March 28th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I want the voices. I would do the same as your hubby — have it on just to freak people out